Drive Him Crazy

Romantic Ideas To Drive Him Crazy

Spice up the mundane routine of your daily life and throw away the same old boring pattern. This will invigorate your love life and keep the flame of romance burning strong again.
Here are some romantic ideas to drive him crazy:

Hire a masseuse to give your partner a professional massage at home.

Mow the lawn in a sexy outfit and make sure he's there to see it!

Send a dozen roses: 11 red roses and 1 white one. The note: "In every bunch there's one who stands out - and you are that one."

Take him on a picnic to a secluded location and wear something with easy access.

Find a four-leaf clover and present it together with this note: "I got lucky when I found you."

Assume a new sexual identity: The naughty librarian, the angry postal worker, or a sensual comfort woman. Let your imagination fly...

Give him a full-body massage and take at least an hour. The more time you spend on him, the better it gets.

Make love on top of the washer/dryer - while it's running.

Be waiting for him in the bathtub when he returns from work.

In the middle of the night, light a candle and run your fingers through his hair until he wakes up.

Take an old bottle of unused medicine capsules. Empty the medicine and insert tiny teeny love notes. The write him a Prescription for Love.

Rent an action film and watch it with him in one of his flannel shirts, socks, and no underwear.

Feed him in bed. I doesn't matter what it is, anything edible will do.

While you are both out, have a friend deliver a gourmet dinner to your home.

Describe a sexual fantasy to him in detail, then ask to try it out.

Listen to a CD that you heard on your first date. If there was no music, then just hum.

Hide a teeny, tiny gift somewhere on your body and make him find it.

Pack his lunch and sneak some nude Polaroids of yourself in the bag.

If you want better sex you're gonna have to Work at it

The fact is, as they are reputed to say up north in the UK, "You don't get owt for nowt in this world" - and for those of you who are linguistically challenged, that simply means you don't get anything for nothing - and generally, they're right.

Certainly they're right when it comes to better sex.

For a start, it's mostly true that the fitter you are, the better the sex will be.
This doesn't mean that women have to be anorexic 18 year-olds, or that men need to look like Sylvester Stallone.
Nevertheless, if you're fit and supple, you'll not only be more likely to find that your lover is sexually attracted to you more readily and more often (or more men/women will fancy you if you don't already have a partner), but you'll find it a lot easier to be adventurous and get into different positions, have more stamina, and be able to keep up when the sex starts getting really athletic. Of course, it won't do your sex-life much good if you spend so much time and energy in the gym that you're too damned tired to screw your lover, but then everything in life should be in moderation, shouldn't it?

The same applies to all aspects of your sex-life and the longer you've been together, the harder it will probably be to get started and stay motivated. It's well worth the effort though.

Nobody should ever have to do anything sexual that they don't want to. That said, when things go stale, it might be time to re-think all your phobias about sex. So you don't like oral... Okay some people don't, but a hell of a lot do. In fact more men and women like it than don't, but they're not always with a partner who does. If you know that your partner likes oral, anal, mile-high, al fresco, S&M, even swinging, or group sex - when your sex-life together has become boring, maybe that's the time you should take a second look at what your partner likes and you've always dismissed without a second thought.

There are many ways to skin a cat (sorry animal lovers, that's just an expression). For instance, if your objection to oral is that it's unclean or unhygienic, then you really should re-examine your ideas. First of all, anyone who doesn't keep him or her self clean is not a very good or caring lover and should be told so and a good way to allay your fears on that score is to bath or shower together and wash each other - and that's pretty sexy on it's own! Unhygienic is crap! In a healthy individual, urine is sterile when it leaves the body, but attracts bacteria very rapidly afterwards, so washing thoroughly will sort the problem out. If you're a woman, perhaps you don't think you'll like the taste of your man's cum. Well, that's crap too, it doesn't have much taste on its own and is likely to be affected by recent pungent foods (such as garlic or curry) or drinking, but you don't have to get ANYTHING in your mouth anyway - you can buy FLAVOURED condoms almost anywhere these days - what does that tell you about how many people indulge in oral? Men tend to be less squeamish. If you're not - LEARN TO BE.

Much the same applies to anal, S&M, outdoor sex, group sex and all the rest. If, when you think about it calmly, your objections are largely born of ignorance of the subject, or you just don't like the thought of it, then, if it's something that will turn your partner on, you should consider giving it a try. You don't have to rush into it head on. To take the example of oral - give his or her bits a kiss or a lick - the first time you do even that, you'll be amazed at the result in your partner and you can build up to there. Alternatively, if your fear is of RECEIVING oral, don't be afraid to say, "Okay, I'll try, but I want to shower first," if you want to be sure you're really clean and, hopefully, that should get rid of some of your inhibitions at least.

Be brave and put EXCITEMENT and FUN back into your sex-life...

13 MISTAKES MEN MAKE WHILE HAVING SEX WITH WOMEN

01) NOT KISSING FIRST. Avoiding her lips and diving straight for the erogenous zones makes her feel like you're paying by the hour and trying to get your money's worth by cutting out non-essentials. A proper passionate kiss is the ultimate form of foreplay.

02) BLOWING TOO HARD IN HER EAR. Admit it, some kid at school told you girls love this. Well, there's a difference between being erotic and blowing as if you're trying to extinguish the candles on your 50th birthday cake. That hurts.

03) NOT SHAVING. You often forget you have a porcupine strapped to your chin which you rake repeatedly across your partner's face and thighs. When she turns her head from side to side, it's not passion, it's avoidance.

04) SQUEEZING HER BREAST. Most men act like a housewife testing a melon for ripeness when they get their hand on a pair. Stroke, caress, and smooth them.

05) BITING HER NIPPLES. Why do men fasten onto a woman's nipples, then clamp down like they're trying to deflate her body via her breasts? Nipples are highly sensitive. They can't stand up to chewing. Lick and suck them gently. Flicking your tongue across them is good. Pretending they're a dogie toy isn't.

06) TWIDDLING HER NIPPLES. Stop doing that thing where you twiddle the nipples between finger and thumb like you're trying to find a radio station in a hilly area. Focus on the whole breasts, not just the exclamation points.

07) IGNORING THE OTHER PARTS OF HER BODY. A woman is not a highway with just three turnoffs: Breastville East and West, and the Midtown Tunnel. There are vast areas of her body which you've ignored far too often as you go bombing straight into downtown Vagina. So start paying them some attention.

08) GETTING THE HAND TRAPPED. Poor manual dexterity in the underskirt region can result in tangled fingers and underpants. If you're going to be that aggressive, just ask her to take the damn things off.

09) LEAVING HER A LITTLE PRESENT. Condom disposal is the man's responsibility. You wore it, you store it.

10) ATTACKING THE CLITORIS. Direct pressure is very unpleasant, so gently rotate your fingers along side of the clitoris.

11) STOPPING FOR A BREAK. Women, unlike men, don't pick up where they left off. If you stop, they plummet back to square one very fast. If you can tell she's not there, keep going at all costs, numb jaw or not.

12) UNDRESSING HER AWKWARDLY. women hate looking stupid, but stupid she will look when naked at the waist with a sweater stuck over her head. Unwrap her like an elegant present, not a kid's toy.

13) GIVING HER A WEDGIE DURING FOREPLAY. Stroking her gently through her panties can be very sexy. Pulling the material up between her thighs and yanking it back and forth is not.